today at work i saw a guy who looked like a character from a political cartoon, except if you submitted a cartoon with this guy in it to the Huffington fucking Post they’d be like “you can’t roll that many negative republican stereotypes into one character, dial it down a bit and try again”

all wearing an NRA ball cap

all riding a mobility scooter rigged up to look like a Harley

all Infowars bumper sticker plastered on the back of the seat

the man radiated the most intense micropenis energy i’ve ever encountered. it was like that bit at the end of Ocarina of Time when Ganon’s darkness is so strong that Navi can’t get near him. i had to duck out and go to the next aisle